A list of irritating New Age excuses I definitely have used :
I feel like you are projecting a family pattern on to me and I need to go
I’m sorry I can’t do tonight I’m feeling really very psychic
My sound bath went on for three hours
I left the shrooms in a past life pair of jeans
Saging for you! Sorry I can’t make it to the funeral!
I don’t want to see that movie, I don’t want to manifest that
My yoga teacher told me not to
My psychic told me not to
It’s because I’m a Leo
It’s because I’m an eighth house Leo
It’s because I’m an eighth house Leo combust Venus with a messiah complex
My higher self told me not to
My guides told me not to
I can’t have sex with you til I’ve given you reiki
I can’t have sex with you because I don’t want to quantumly entangle with your ancestors
My vagina is a portal and I don’t feel like you are prepared