A List Of Irritating New Age Excuses / by grace mcgrade

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A list of irritating New Age excuses I definitely have used :

I feel like you are projecting a family pattern on to me and I need to go

I’m sorry I can’t do tonight I’m feeling really very psychic

My sound bath went on for three hours

I left the shrooms in a past life pair of jeans

Saging for you! Sorry I can’t make it to the funeral!

I don’t want to see that movie, I don’t want to manifest that

My yoga teacher told me not to


My psychic told me not to

It’s because I’m a Leo

It’s because I’m an eighth house Leo

It’s because I’m an eighth house Leo combust Venus with a messiah complex

My higher self told me not to

My guides told me not to

I can’t have sex with you til I’ve given you reiki


I can’t have sex with you because I don’t want to quantumly entangle with your ancestors

My vagina is a portal and I don’t feel like you are prepared